Saturday, July 5, 2008

5 to 1

I have decided to kill some time and give an obnoxious amount of top 5's that I'm calling 5 to 1. So here goes

Top 5 Doors songs
5. 20th Century Fox Like it cause its a kool play on words.

4. The End I loved this song long before I saw Apoclypse Now. Just a kool trip through somebodys dimensia.

3. Light My Fire How can you not like this song if you like The Doors at all.

2. 5 to 1 The inspiration for the format of this paticular blog. The name of the song is the chance of coming back from Vietnam unharmed, but no matter what you're screwed. "5 to 1, 1 in 5. No one gets out alive"

1. LA Woman I firmly believe that Annie and I are the only people I know that actually like The Doors. This song is just good rock n' roll. I would say most people that I ask hate The Doors because of Ray Manzerik playing the keyboards for the bass line.

Top 5 former Red Sox jerseys that I would like to own

5. 1986 23 Oil Can Boyd The Can is probably the greatest nickname in Red Sox history

4. 1975 19 Fred Lynn I wasn't around for this era, but I bet that if I was, Fred Lynn would have been my favorite player

3. 2003 11 Bill Mueller This guy was a pro's pro. He came to work almost everyday he didn't have to share playing time with Shea Hillnebrand. He batted 8th in the lineup. He won the fricking batting title. In Theo I trust

2. 1939 9 Ted Williams The greatest player in team history. Nuff said.

1. 1999 34 Rich Garces The second greatest nickname in team history. How could you not love El Guapo

Top 5 Dave Matthews Band songs to hear live

5. So Much to Say>Anyone seen the Bridge>Too Much I love both of the "much" songs ecspically when they throw the little ditty in between

4. Tripping Billies Such a crowd pleaser. A great way to end a night with Dave and the boys.

3. One Sweet World I love the way they have added to trumpet to this song. Has totally moved up the list of most desired songs to hear live.

2. All Along the Watchtower I can not tell you how much I love this song when The Dave plays it except that when I hear another version come on the radio, I turn it.

1. Dancing Nancies>Warehouse Pretty Much why I love The Dave. I have heard this 1 time at Fenway. Maybe top 5 moment of my life. I know its sad.

(Honorable Mention:Ants Marching, Seek Up, Say Goodbye, Lie in our Graves, Louisiana Bayou)

Top 5 TV shows from the 80's that I haven't been able to watch in a long time
5. Cheers Cheers used to be on every channel all the time. Now its more like a rumor.

4. MacGyver True story. When I was in 4th grade, my friend Matt and I tried to write Richard Dean Anderson and see if we could hang out with him for a day. I look back on this and think what was I thinking. Then I watch MacGyver and laugh.

3. Dukes of Hazzard Would have been 1 with a bullet except a little run on CMT about 5 years ago.

2. ALF I loved this show. I still know that the cats name is Lucky. He was from Melmac. Why isn't there a Boomerang channel for shows from the 80's. Isn't that what TVLand is for. How come they never let me choose the shows they show. Jerks

1. Mr. Belvedere I don't remember much, except that Bob Uecker was the dad, and he was a sportscaster for a tv station in Pittsburgh? How is it that he was able to afford and english butler on that salary?




Top 5 places I want to go that I have never been to


5. The Virgin Islands "When I get done with them, they'll just call them The Islands." Chuck Norris

4. Japan/China I love Sony too much not to go.

3. PCH Drive This is more like an adventure but I have always wanted to take a month and drive up or down the west coast.

2. Ireland/England I think I still have free room and board if we can get there in time.

1. New Zealand I want to go somewhere new where up was down, summer was winter, and people drive on the wrong side of the road. I've already been to Mass.



Top 5 ways to get pizza

5. Meat Lovers Besides my wife, who doesn't love the meat. (Ha Ha. Very funny. My wife if a vegiterian. Jerks)

4. Peperoini Just in case you need to spice up cheese a little bit.

3. Cheese Just in case you need to spice down peperoini a little bit.

2. Chicken and Brocolli Must have as a white pizza. Sauce makes it taste yucky.

1. Bacon and Pineapple Yes I am that guy who eats pineapple on pizza. And you know what? I love it.



Top 5 sodas that I dislike the most

5. Crystal Pepsi This illfated attempt at making a clear soda (something to compete with Sprite?) was about as bad as it sounds. I of course had at least 6 of these liquid asses.

4. Caffene Free Mountain Dew Should be called Mountan Don't.

3. Moxie Reminds me of my younger days when I used to drink mud puddles.

2. Diet Pepsi Jazz Seriously, what is the deal with adding flavor to colas. Isn't cola flavor enough.
1. Bubbulious Soda From the files of worst older brother ever, I one time made my younger brother buy a bottle of this flavor of nausea because I wanted to try it. Needless to say I was very happy that I could wash the nasty taste of pink soda out of my mouth with a crisp refreshing bottle of Pepsi.




Whats up peeps?

I know I've been slacking. I can't even call it being busy. I've actually been lazy. I have several unfinished posts coming out very soon. I have to do some finishing touches on them and I will meet my adoring publics outcry for more nonsense. Until then I bid you adeau.