A FEW LEFTOVERS

Alright I promise, after this I will drop the Chuck Norris lines. I will have them here solely for reference purposes.

92. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

93. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

94. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint

95. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

96. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks

97. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

98. CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time

99. Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris

100. The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

101. Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day

102. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

103. Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

104. If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

105. When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it

106. Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

107. Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

108. Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.

109. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris

110. The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

111. Chuck Norris can taste lies.

112. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

113. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

114. When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy

115. Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

116. Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

117. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

118. Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

119. There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks

120. Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

121. For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.